The @1055brewing Randall is COFFEE STOUT +VANILLA BEAN&SMOKED WILCOX PEACHES today. It’s pretty fantastic and you should come check it out. We also have a noodle truck coming. COME DRINK EER!!!

totheinternetandbeyond:

wecanbreatheinouterspace:

totheinternetandbeyond:

I lost the cap to a soda bottle

Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid. 

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE

Diet coke tastes terrible and is terrible for you. Girl should have just tossed that nasty thang. What is $2?

danielkanhai:

play animal crossing every day for three weeks. miss one day. don’t play animal crossing again for five months.



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